She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
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he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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