literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
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Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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