Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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