your thong is hanging out like whoa
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Randomize
