So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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