David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
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lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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