Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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