ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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