At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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