Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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