are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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