i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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