Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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