Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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