Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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