My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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