What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
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Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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