If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So many bounce houses so little time
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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