we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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