just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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