I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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