she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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