last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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