i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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