Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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