no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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