Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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