Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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