PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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