they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
