so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Can I color on your dick again?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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