hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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