its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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