I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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