been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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