It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
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Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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