actually, I'm a sock model
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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