nut hugger
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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