He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
