Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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