She said her name was "party"
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
There r osticjed everywhere
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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