Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Just high enough for therapy.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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