Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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