Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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