Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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