So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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