I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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