Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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