Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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