hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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