Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
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Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
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the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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