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it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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