People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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