this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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