Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
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I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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